Snot

Something you may not know about President Obama: Obama's morning eye mucus was collected by former girlfriend, Shelia "Sunflower" Watson-Drobney. She now she sells tiny amounts of it out of the back of her Chevy Impala at swap meets across the Midwest.
Just a quarter booger is said to cure gout, carpal tunnel, the sugar diabetes and mercifully blots out any memory of Andrew Sullivan one might have from television or a gay bathhouse.